Saturday, December 11, 2010

Hindi sms

Namaskaar!
Zinda ho to SMS bhejo,
Aasmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsraa bhejo,
Aur agar Narak me ho to... to… to…
Remain there and Njoy!


Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hain
Tere Naam Pe Jaan Bhi Fida Karte Hain
Tujhko Phool Bhi Zakhm Na Dene Paaye
Khuda Se Har Dam Yehi Duaa Karte Hai
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaaye Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaaye Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaye Kahan


Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaaye Kahan!
Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,
Namskar, murkho ki duniya me swagat hai,
Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chahte hai
Uska DIMAG out of coverage hai.


Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge.
Ek do sms karte rahna,
Warna raat ko na soyenge, na tumhe sone denge....


Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai…
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai…
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue…
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai…


Zindagi Mein Kuch Sapne Saja Lena,
Waqt Mile To Armaan Bhi Jaga Lena,
Aapki Rah Se Har Dard Chura Leinge Hum,
Jab Chaaho Aazma Kar Dekh lena.


Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Ye wada hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka
Kya meri nak tedi hai.


Ankhen mendki jesi hai.
Surat se besharm lagta hoon,
Pagal hoon, akal nahi mujhe
Phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha ki meri surat tumse milti hai
Yahi to dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,


Duriyan darmiya ho to parwah nahi
Dosti ko to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.
Hansi Ne Labon Pe Aana Chodh Diya,
Khwabon Mein Kisi Ne Milna Chodh Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichki Bhi Humko,
Lagta Hai Aape Yaad Karna Bhi Chodh Diya.


Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan hu, bhagwan na ban jaun
Isliye roz apko SMS karkna ka paap karta hoon.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye hue fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo river ho tum
Ab to meri zindagi mein forever ho tum…


Neend apni bhulakar sulaya hamko,
Aanshu apne gira kar hasaya hamko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasweer ko…
Zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jinko…


Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Kanjus, kitne paise bachaoge!


Aaj didar, kal yaar,
parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar


Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Aur kuch dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Hum par asar to apse mulakat ka hai


Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demaag ko khatra.
Daru say dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Humse dosti, anytime SMS ka khatra!!


Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Sham Teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST Tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Usko Har Pal Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

Riddle sms

What Is A Five Letter Word That Air Doesn't Have
(The Second Letter Is An "h")?
.
.
.
.
.
Answer:
Shape


1 Ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to
Ladki ne kaha meri Skuti ke Piche likha Hai
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
Dimag ho to Ladki ka Naam Batao.
Only for Inteligent.

Its' Challenge for You
Insan k Jism k Konse 3 Hisse hain
Jin ko Kaatne se Dard Nahi Hota?
1- Hair
2- Nails
3- ......?
Teesra Hissa Batao Reply me Fast.
Answer: Hatheliyon pe Jo Murda Khaal Ban Jati Hai Sakht Si
Usko Katne Se Bhi Dard Nahi Hota.

This Puzzle is called Lateral Thinking
man
1.-----
board
Ans= man overboard
stand
2.------
i
A= I undrstand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
A= reading b/w the lines
r
4. road
a
d
A= cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
A= tricycle
0
6.-----
M.D
Ph.D
A= two degrees below zero
knee
7.-----
light
A= neon light
(knee-on-light)
ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet
feet feet feet
A= six feet undrground
9. he's X himself
A= He's by himself
10. Ecnalg
A= backwrd glance
11. death....Life
A= Life after Death.

"Riddle Of The Day"
Woh Konsa Number Hai Jo
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Or 9
Se Poora Divide Hota Hai?

Ans:

2520

5040

7560

Chalenge 4 You?
Aapko Bohat Sakht Pyas Lagi Hui hy
Or Ap jungle se guzar rhy ho
Raste me Apko 1 borhi orat nazr ati hy js k pas matke me pani hy
Lekin us orat ko 1 bimari hy k?
Us se kuch b pucho
Wo "NAHI"me Ans deti hy
Batao ap us se pani kaise mngo gy k wo NA b kary or ap pani b pi lo?
Ans zaror dena?:
Ans:
Mai tmse pani mangu ga to tm mana to ni krogi?

A Boy Forgot His Pin-Code Which Was Of 5 Digits,
But Luckily He Remembered Some Hints How To 2 Remind That Password,
Here Are Those Clues.
1.First Digit Is Equal To The Square Of Second Digit
2.Second Plus 3rd Digit Are Equal To 10
3.4th Digit Equal To The 2nd Digit Plus 1
4.5th Plus 3rd Digit Make 14
5.Sum Of All The Five Digit Make 30.
Find The Pin Code
Let See How Is Your Math...?
Reply is must.
Answer: 9 3 7 4 7
9 + 3 + 7 + 4 + 7 = 30

Challange!
Ek Banday Ne 100 ka Change Liya,
Shop Keeper ne 21 Note Diye.

Mujhe ye Batao k Shop Keeper ne
1,2,5,10,50 k Kitne Kitne Note Diye....?


2010 Ka Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Raat Ko Sonay Nahi Dega.
Aik Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?
Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain.
Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha.
Challenge For You and All Your Friends.
Answer: 9:50

Interesting Confusions:
1. Can You cry Under Water?
2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
3. Why don't Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
4. What do You call a male Lady bird?
5. Why is it called Building when it's already Built?
6. When they say Dog food is new & Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
7. If Money doesn't Grow on trees then why Banks have Branches?
8. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square box?
9. Why doesn't Glue stick to its Bottle?

O H O R A T B M
Ye Ulte Seedhe Words Hain,
Inko Seedha Karain,
Ek Aisi Jagah Ka Name Banta hai,
Jahan Insan Majburi Mai Jaata Hai.

ANS: B A T H R O O M.


Here Comes the Real Test of your General Knowledge.
Rewrite the following words in Correct Order.

1- eomr (City)

2- roituad (Profession)

3- orlyr (Vehicle)

4- bumuccer (Vegetable)

5- beolmi (something Near you)

6- mneey (Country)

7- oflo(someone who fails 2 solve it)


Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai?
Jo 2009 K Saal Main 1 Baar Aai,
Aur Har Mahine Main 2 Baar
Hafte Main 4 Baar
Aur Din Main 6 Bar Aai Thi?
Reply Must Plz.
Answer:
It is Odd Number
Saal Main Ek Baar "Year 2009"
2009 is a Odd Number
Month Main 2 Odd Week
1st Week & 3rd Week
1 & 3 are Odd Nos
Week Main 4 Odd Days
1, 3, 5, 7
Day Main 6 Odd Hours
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11


Using any maths Symbols or Signs prove it...
0 0 0 = 6
1 1 1 = 6
2 2 2 = 6
3 3 3 = 6
4 4 4 = 6
5 5 5 = 6
6 6 6 = 6
7 7 7 = 6
8 8 8 = 6
9 9 9 = 6
You can Insert Everything but Numbers,
And you can't change everything.
I'm pretty sure you can only insert on the left side of the equal-symbol.
It is a challenge to all of you.

Answer:
(Cos(0) + Cos(0) + Cos(0))! = 6
We All knows Cos(0) = 1
(1+1+1)! = 6

2+2+2 = 6
(3*3)-3 = 6

(4+4)- SqRoot(4) = 6

(5/5)+5 = 6

6+6-6 = 6

-(7+7)+7 = 6

Cuberoot(8)+cbrt(8)+cbrt(8) = 6

[Sqrt(9)*Sqrt(9)] - Sqrt(9) = 6


2 Cockroch Ga Rahe The
Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye
Gana Khatam Hote Hi Dono Cockroch Mar Gae
Kyu?
Kyunki Gaana "HIT" Tha!

Riddle sms

Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski
Chellenge 4 all Genious.
U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?
If u r genious, then reply in 1 mint with proper calculatins.
Hurry up!
Ur time starts now.

Ek Ghar Mai 20 Log rehty hain
Ek Ghar Mai 20 Log rehty hain
Aur in k Ghar Mai roz 20 rotian pakti hain.
Mard 3 rotian khaty hain
Aurat 2 rotian khati hain
Bachy aadhi roti khaty hain
Ab btao is Ghar me kitny Aadmi, Kitni auratain
Aur kitny bachy rehty hain?
Answer:
person Rotian Total
1 Aadmi 3 = 3
5 Auratain 2 = 10
14 Bachy 1/2 = 7
20 = 20

u Smart EN0UGH?? Fill D Following
R u Smart EN0UGH??
Fill D Following...
Q.1 Which Alphabet Is A Question?
Ans.
Q.2 Which Alphabet Is Fly?
Ans.
Q.3 Which Alphabet Is A Part Of Face?
Ans.
Q.4 Which Alphabet Is A Tool?
Ans.
Q.5 Which Alphabet Is A Drink?
Ans.
Q.6 Which Alphabet Is In Geometry Box?
Ans.
Q.7 Which Alphabet Is A Source Of Salt?
Ans.
"ANSWERS"
Ans.1 Y (WHY)
Ans.2 B (BEE)
Ans.3 I (EYE)
Ans.4 X (AXE)
Ans.5 T (TEA)
Ans.6 D(Because A Protractor Is D Shaped)
Ans.7 C (SEA)

Aap Ko Mobile Use Karte Hue
Aap Ko Mobile Use Karte Hue Kaafi Arsa Ho Gaya Ho Ga?
To Kia Ap Ye Bata Sakte Ho K "SIM" Ka Abbreviation Kia Hai?
S=
I=
M=
Challenge 4 U.
Reply Now.

Was It a Car Or A Cat I Saw
WAS IT A CAR OR
A CAT I SAW ...
"WASITACARORACATISAW"
...This is the only English
sentence which even
if we read in reverse
I'll give the same
sentence...
Posted in:

If You Love Someone EUENYMROIA
If You Love Someone,
Then
Arrange These Letters In Three Words
"EUENYMROIA"
If U Can't Answer,
Then U Don't Know What Is Love.
Its A Challenge..
Answer:
YOU ARE IN ME.

Logical Questions With Amazing Answers
LOGIC QUESTIONS
1) When Will A Horse Have 6 Legs?
2) When Does Monday Come B4 Sunday?
3) When Do You Find A Lot Of Cities Without Single House?
4) How Can U Double Ur Money?
AMAZING ANSWERS
1)When Sum1 Rides On D Horse
2)In A Dictionary
3)In A Map
4)Show It In Front Of A Mirror.

Art

Art photo

Thursday, April 3, 2008

NEW SCRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDSHIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIKE GOLDS

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥
FRIENDSHIP MEAN FRESH FLOWER
♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN FEELING

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥








dosti pehli baarish ki boondon main hai
dosti khilte phoolon ki khushboo main hai
dosti dhalte sooraj ki kirano main hai
dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
dosti khwaab hai,dosti jeet hai
dosti pyaar hai,dosti geet hai
dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi
dosti agahi,roshni,bandagi
dosti sang chalty hawaon main hai
dosti in barasti ghataon main hai
dosti doston ki wafaon main hai
haath uttha kay jo maangi gayi hai dua
dosti ka asar in duaon main hai..!! honeywell
dosti pehli baarish ki boondon main hai
dosti khilte phoolon ki khushboo main hai
dosti dhalte sooraj ki kirano main hai
dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
dosti khwaab hai,dosti jeet hai
dosti pyaar hai,dosti geet hai
dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi
dosti agahi,roshni,bandagi
dosti sang chalty hawaon main hai
dosti in barasti ghataon main hai
dosti doston ki wafaon main hai
haath uttha kay jo maangi gayi hai dua
dosti ka asar in duaon main hai





One song can spark a moment ?
One flower can wake the dream ?
One tree can start a forest ?
One bird can herald spring ?
One smile begins a friendship ?
One handclasp lifts a soul ?
One star can guide a ship at sea ?
One word can frame the goal ?
One vote can change a nation ?
One sunbeam lights a room ?
One candle wipes out darkness ?
One laugh will conquer gloom ?
One step must start each journey ?
One word must start each prayer ?
One hope will raise our spirits ?
One touch can show you care ?
One voice can speak with wisdom ?
One heart can know what’s true ?
One life can make the difference ?
You see, IT’S UP TO YOU! ?
one scrap can make good frendship !!!






WHICH COLOUR WOULD U GIVE ME?????


Silver : U r a time pass

Pink : U r my fren

Yellow : U r ma best fren & a secret sharer

Peach : U r no one special 2 me…

Black : I hate u

Red : I love u

White : U r slowly becumin a fren

Dark Pink : U r an irritating person

Copper : U r sumthing more thn a fren 2 me( I like u)

Purple : Ur company is pleasant

Gold : I jus luv ur style….muaahhh

Blue : U fill the place my sis/bro

Green : U r a chipkoo, stay away frm me….

Brown : U r jolly n vry ntertainin(funny)

Turquiose : Stay away frm me…I m falling in love wid u…

Sea Green : U r 2 sweet 2 b 4gotten





uffff,ye ladki!!!!









ya allah,










itni sundar,










wah wah!!,











itni sexy,











haye!,















itni smart,












oye hoye,
















itni mast,













haye main mar janwan,

















itni cute,











itni intelligent,










itni lovable,









aur kitni sweet hai.


"STATUARY WARNING:IS scrap KE SABHI SHABD KALPNIK HAIN.INKA WASTWIK DUNIYA SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHI HAI.KRIPYA AISI CHIZON PAR DHYAN NA DEIN!"





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- S T A Y - - H A P P Y -


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Smile a while and while you smile,


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smile another smile and soon there will be miles




and miles of smile just because you smiled,


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i wish your day is full of SMILE


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- S T A Y - - H A P P Y -
keep smiling forever




Send this heart 2 atleast...19..ppl...
including..me...if...u..care...4....!!!

and if..u get...atleast...7 back....

you wil get..a...gud..newz...within...19 Min...!!!
Let“s c hw many hearts you gt!!!!




All d best
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plz do ....


FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send it bak 2 u

i m waitiiiiing......
its a frendship week

if u get 7 u r really a lovable person





FRIENDSHIP MEAN HAPPINESS

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN PLEASED

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN SHARING

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN THINKING

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN SUGGESTION

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN CONNECTION

♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN WASTING TIME TOGETHER
♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN TEASING
♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥

FRIENDSHIP MEAN TASTE THAN SUGAR
♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥ ♥**♥